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Poetry For Neanderthals Card Game 466/8527

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Poetry For Neanderthals Card Game
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About this product

A competitive word-guessing game from the creators of Exploding Kittens.

Poetry for Neanderthals is a competitive word-guessing card game from Exploding Kittens where you must speak good or get hit with a NO stick.

Using only single syllable words, give clues to your team trying to guess your secret phrase. If you mess up and use a big word, you get bopped on the head with a 2-foot long inflatable club.

So, instead of saying "broccoli, " you'd say something like "green thing you eat for live long and have good health. ".

It's a board game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary.

Poetry for Neanderthals is fun for both grownups and children. It takes a few minutes to learn and about 20 minutes to play.

  • 2020 edition.
  • Contents: 200 Poetry cards (51x71mm; double-sided) 20 Grok's Words of Love and Sad cards (70x70mm) 1 inflatable NO. Stick 1 sand timer (90 seconds) 2 Point slates (Poet Point slate 38x24cm, Team Point slate 36x19cm) Rule sheet (8 p. ).
  • 2 or more players.
  • For ages 7 years and over.
  • Boxed dimensions: H20.4, W13.2, D8.4cm.
  • 1 year manufacturer's guarantee.
  • EAN 852131006303.


  • Not suitable for children under 3 years old.
  • Only for domestic use.
  • To be used under the direct supervision of an adult.
  • To prevent possible injury by entanglement remove this toy when the child starts trying to get up on its hands and knees into a crawling position.

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